Why does everyone think they're some sort of alternative model these days? Black eyeliner and skimpy pvc does not a model make. Self-esteem kicks need to be acquired elsewhere in most cases I've seen.

It's sunny again! In the Midlands! It's an auspicious occassion, I tells thee. I've made a compost heap in the garden, and now we have peppers, chilles and oregano growing. Garden therapy.

I have nothing more to say because I've only just woken up, but Friday promises to be a really good day, and so does Saturday, hooray!

'Maturity's a wrapped-up package deal or so it seems. Ditching teenage fantasy means ditching all your dreams. All your friends and peers and family solemnly tell you you will have to grow up, be an adult. Be bored and unfulfilled. But no one's yet explained to me exactly what's so great about slaving 50 years away on something that you hate; about meekly shuffling down the path of mediocrity. Well if that's your road then take it but it's not the road for me.'